Oh hey... *broods*
Friday, August 31, 2012 於1:44 PM
Apparently i am very traumatize by the idea of having strangers in the house to the extent whereby i had a nightmare.
Ehto, but its a happy ending.
Hell yeah.
I AM TORMENTED.
FUCK LARRYLOW DIE.
Just now i walked out again in my ugly home wear and oh there it is, a guy friend this time.
Thanks ah.
i hope you all rot in hell =_=.
Anyways i had a dream whereby i peacefully reading in my room & then i am alarmed by the loud noises coming from the outside & when i opened my door to check what is happening, the house is fucking filled with all his friends. =_=
Its crazily noisy and those midgets are playing cards, watching the telly and throwing chips everywhere. Its just a figging horde of goddamn rude humans out there behaving like monkeys & i am infuriated . Finally something snapped inside of me & then i started screaming and swearing all sort of profanities in every language i knew and sweep all of them out. Literally sweep, with a broom.
God, that feeling is so awesome. Its like the feeling you get after defeating a dragon. goshhhhh hell yeah .
I hope i could do it in real life.
Maybe i should do the same, like call my friend to come stay everyday and let him have a taste of what it felt like to be struck inside your own room even when you want to go to the toilet badly but you're don't want to run into any of those midgets.
excellent.
HEY VAL,
COME STAY WITH ME.
i will buy you the kitty strawhat you wanted.
LOL.
*&^%$#@!#$%^&**&^%$#@$%^&*^%$#@!#$%^&*^%$#@!!#$%^&*^%$#@!#$%^&*^%$#@!@!
I think that if this continues for a few more weeks.
The dream will figging turn into a reality.
Ef. kaopei
RETURN ME MY PEACEFUL QUIET LIFE.
go down to the void deck and play!.
:(.
Thursday, August 30, 2012 於10:41 AM
Me & my water balloonz~
Hahahaha. I wanna go to the matsuri next year already.
I wanna join in da dance heehee.
Anws kind of regret transforming into a fearsome tigress yesterday for i need help from my papa.
對啦對啦我就是那種無事不登三寶殿的人。PROBLEM？！～LOL.
對啦對啦我就是那種無事不登三寶殿的人。PROBLEM？！～LOL.
I sort of glared at him when he tried to help my mum.
Oh man, i am so overwhelmed with anger from the invasion of privacy till i lost control.
I am a rather conservative ok. I am so not ok with being seen in my birthday suit PFFF.
Thankgod its still my mum... if its someone else...
*hold chopper with a very scary expression*
You have seen too much...
Thankgod its still my mum... if its someone else...
*hold chopper with a very scary expression*
You have seen too much...
*swish za* *bloods spatters everywhere*
I need a bookshelf man /-\.
& even if i buy one from ikea... i just lack the skill to put them together =,.=.
Needle suit me better than a hammer.
In my dictionary, a hammer is a melee weapon which inflict some serious damage to the brain of a zombie.
That's it.
But ya, my papa is super good at it so i am sort da hoping he can fix some shelf for me to store all my books and also... my future one piece figurine~ *sparkle sparkle*
He can do wonders with just a hammer,some nails and a plank of wood.
sigh /-\.
ANWS,
To my dearest friends ohhh~ chuchu.
Please just buy one piece manga books for me in future which the day requires you to buy me a present.
So ya, buy me at least 5 books each else i will go and bring out my papa's toolbox and throw whatever i grab.
For andyker, i demand 10 books from you.
LOL.
& stop switching your phone off.
thanks ah!.
Love your ah!!.
Then my room will be such a paradise ~~~ *sparkles sparkles*
Awww bookshelf filled with books and figurines, my grassy carpet (soon), my sofaaaa (stealing from living room), my flowers~~~~~~my food~~~~~~ ahhhh~~~~~~~~* * *
I don't wanna go out anymore~~~~ *sparkles sparkles*
goodnight~~~~~ * * *
Heyyyy i am back from the kitchen
Wednesday, August 29, 2012 於9:21 AM
This is my aglio olio!!!~
hahahahahahaha...
To be honest.. its hellyeah spicy.
I felt like i gonna faint already finishing it.
................................
Time to keep the recipe for revenge purpose.
*smirk*.
fucking pissed.
Some human just had zero respect of privacy.
50years on earth and still can't master the art of knocking before opening the door.
and i am what, changing?.
what the fuck.
and make it worst,
There stranger in the house.
Some woman seem to be homeless and had to come over and stay weekly as if my house is a motel or something.
Even had her own set of shampoo placed in the toilet already.
*roll eyes*
God.
Imagine my urge to kill and destroy when i had to come home everyday and had a higher than 50% chance
of spotting her roaming the house in that bastard's tee.
& its fucking inconvenient to have some stranger in the house so ya, seriously
get the fuck out shameless human, if you want to do the living together shit do it somewhere else instead.
You think that righteous piece of shit whom is sadly my brother is the only one residing in this apartment?
kao pei kao bu.
Please go have a proper life instead of non-stop sprouting out like a bunch of fungi in that moldy musky room near mine for at least half of the days in a week. Its fucking irritating.
Off to cook aglio olio and i bet it will be damn spicy CAUSE IMMA FUMING. RAGING. ANGRY.
Please go have a proper life instead of non-stop sprouting out like a bunch of fungi in that moldy musky room near mine for at least half of the days in a week. Its fucking irritating.
Off to cook aglio olio and i bet it will be damn spicy CAUSE IMMA FUMING. RAGING. ANGRY.
USS photodump.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012 於1:51 PM
TAKE WHAT ROLLER COASTER.
ALSO MAI GO TAKE WITH ME!!!!!!.
RAWR.LOL.
*erhem*
Hi i am recruiting rollercoaster friends. Hiii anyone interested??.
I prefer female human~
HAHHAAHAHA.
er.. chotto imma not lesbian ah its just that..
I am so disappointed in the male one recently...
I really want a rollercoaster friend de shou T-T.
God, do you hear me??. Make someone accompany me to wild wild wet too!!!.
:((((((.
I feel so protected now /w\
我好委屈啊我...
Monday, August 27, 2012 於10:18 AM
最近好累啊。
我的人生現在只能用委屈着兩個字來形容啦
這下好啦，愛情化成泡泡消失在海裡啦
還得白白當個大奸大惡水性楊花的大笨蛋
可最討人厭的還是連功勞都可能要統統拱手送人
也不想想老娘為此有多累啊有多煩啊
我都已經病倒了也
老闆看到我時都問我OK不OK呢
完全不OK啦
我都以半素顏去上班並累的躺在Storeroom裡的衣服袋上啦
我想申冤都申不了啊。。。。
我現在散發的除了怨氣就還是怨氣啊
我的人生就是有口難言啊！！
我身邊就儘是些沒心沒肺的混帳
我好委屈啊！！！！。
我不活了啦！！！！。
活著沒意思！！！！。
!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, August 25, 2012 於11:23 AM
I wanttt!!.
I must buy this!!!.
omg omg!!!!!
luffy so cute!!!!!!!!!!.
ahhh!!!!!!
.......... /-\.
Friday, August 24, 2012 於1:52 PM
You know,
I am not a very sociable human .
I may start off fine at first but after exchanging a few more lines with a stranger..my body will start turning stiff & then i will self explode and die from awkwardness.
LOL.
Thus, hi i am stepping onto a journey which may make me feel like to commit suicide.
T T.
Hwaiting...!
Tadas, this is lui lui.
She is da grandmama of my luffy.
kekeke oh babies why are all of you so cute ~~
I am so grate i adopted all of your /w\.
By the way,see my room's floor super clean hor. Reflection somemore leh LOL.
I will never get this kind of tiles in the future for my house. damn ^%$#@%@# one tiny little bit of dirt can make the room look like pig den.
Anyways i sort da like how my face is flushed red after exercising.
It feels so healthy :'D.
Alright goodnight!.
HEY~ LITING LITING~
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 於2:01 PM
You must go to Jurong point with me tomorrow!.
Gimme wake up call ok!.
HAHAHA.
I got kfc coupon we eat buddy meal ok? *wink wink*
We're buddy alrightz lai lets go jurong point!.
Anyways, you know ah that cunning fox's birthday is coming soon & he got a room at mbs!!~
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!~
Aigoooo.
am brooding now for i don't know if had enough time to take a rubber ducky bubbly bath after splashing around in the infinity pool~
wahhh the scene gonna be so awesome ohmannn time to plan da schedule with tangtang.
Eh what?. whose birthday??我沒有在care我是去玩的。
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHALOL.
See. the good point of having a extremely close friend
Eh buy more salmon sushi ahhh i like salmon sushi HAHA.
Am still deciding on what present i should give and erm, my top choices are still books.
Self motivation kind... you know.. those that make you want to be a better human.
I heard that the secret is not bad.
*smirks*
Alright,
My kitchen's light officially failed me and been flickering non-stop.
I am cooking maggie mee just now and the damn light suddenly goes off and started flickering -_-.
I totally abandoned the pot and ran back. LOL
Thank god its maggie mee .
& now i am waiting for my dad to wait up again -_-.
Maybe is should play phoenix wright first......
rawrrawr.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 於1:30 PM
Came across a photo where a guy is stepping on bags of rice in a supermarket & posing for photo
God and i got very pissed -_-.
I had no idea why but rawr!!
-慧珊暴走中-
its like.. ugh!!!
what if someone don't know and brought those rice and eat it without knowing it has been stepped on.
!!!!!!!
*&^%$#@#$%^&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$#@!#$%^&^%$#@#$%^&%$#@!
Univers- mehmeh.
Monday, August 20, 2012 於3:03 PM
Actually wanna start writing about da universal studio trip before my memory fails me but i realize its 5.54am now.
+_+.
I better go sleep early
我火了我！
哇！！ 我不管我不管啊！！
天下男人一樣賤啦！！
10個男性腐儒類 除了3個被歸類成是姐妹外其他的哦 就是爛人騙子大壞蛋！！
曾幾何時還成天給我賣乖的！！
死王八！！ 去死！！給我死！！
老娘若不讓你被你懺悔的淚水嗆死我就不是從外星來的！！
這梁子可結大了我跟你說！
Life is about 吃饭～～
Friday, August 17, 2012 於2:11 PM
若无食物我不欢
若要戒食我跳楼
-老娘名言。
Sigh, due to the fact that i am *beep* . Fyi i am 19.. yes!. lol.
Actually i want to type 18 but it seems kind of shameless so i +1 .
HAHAHAHHAA
I guess my metobolism rate is slowing down :(
Thus i been doing work out regularly in order to maintain my bamboo shape.
Actually i prefer the hourglass but its just impossible...... ..
Ever since i finished reading one piece's latest manga chapter.
I had totally no idea what to do in my free time.
ODA EIICHIROOOOOO, GIVE ME BACK MY LIFEEE LOL.
/-\
So i am listening to emo cantonese song and singing awfully to them at 5 in the morning.
最恨最親愛全忘記 我亦決不要遺忘你
苦難受盡亦得不到你 未怨過在最初識相你
要是我真正沉迷過 我如何可能遺忘你
或者真相動魄驚心 都要想起你
*looks upwards* sniff!!
我是不会哭地！！～ 老娘是不会哭地！！～
Anyways if you're wondering why i am having a lonesome karaok session instead of going to bed..
It because i am waiting for my dad to wake up at 5.45am so i can finally go brush my teeth.
For now... the outside world is dangerous.
Whattttttt. problem issit. bitch please you cant expect me to wrestle with them right. i can't even touch themmm. you throw a cockroach in my direction i am able hit them away like baseball lo.i am not even afraid of crocodiles anymore lo. i am not a scarely cat hor. i am not hor.inside me there is a samurai!! hai!
0_0*
Thursday, August 16, 2012 於11:58 AM
dai ga ho~
唔是慧珊～
As if nobody knows.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyways. I had no idea why, i am trying to type something in order to distract myself and forget that i need to.. attend to my natural need to release liquid from my body.
You know why?.
The clock struck 12am and i had no idea why the fuck MY KITCHEN LIGHT IS FLICKERING OMG WHY.
NEVERMIND,
I MUSTERED ENOUGH COURAGE TO ENTER THE BATHROOM CAUSE I NEED AND HAD TO BRUSH MY TEETH THEN THEN THAT DOG OF A LIGHT STARTED FLICKERING TOO.
WA TRYING TO BE FUNNY AH.
KAOPEI.
I RAN OUT AND BACK TO MY ROOM WITH MY TOOTH BRUSH.
OMG.
no!. i am not scared at all!!!!. NO!.
anws oh guan yin ma. i love you
What alien lords?. who?! don't have nua how can you doubt my faith in you???!
I love you <3.
please protect me.
god. i need to pee -_-.
Been watching 犀利人妻 recently and i felt enlighten.
I can't believe i had been a xie an zhen before. And that woman still blame me for not being able to keep my own man!!~ ohhh all the third parties are so figging xxxvvxccccb *sob sob fake some tears
LOLLL.
Regardless of all the joking, true story ok. really ah.. woman ah.. must dote on herself motto.
& my life has just ended for the second time because i had finish reading the latest one piece manga.
..........god T-T. what do i do now, i need more one piece!!! T - T
Heyyy humans, introduce me some good novels lehh.
I want something happier. I am sick of dystopian stuff.
& my life has just ended for the second time because i had finish reading the latest one piece manga.
..........god T-T. what do i do now, i need more one piece!!! T - T
Heyyy humans, introduce me some good novels lehh.
I want something happier. I am sick of dystopian stuff.
Anyways heyyy please start raining already.
Because of the sun, my friend's blood vessel is bursting (LOLOLOLOLOLOLL).
HAHAHAHAH LOL 笑死老娘也
ok lahh i shant be so mean HAHAHAHA LOL tomorrow go see if there are any cooling spray or something to stop your vessel from bursting from the heat LOLLLLLLLLOL.
going get rid of the excess fats on my tummy now.
Nah,here a photo of me to ward off the evil.
As said by those kaopeiiiiiii friends of mine your kaopei!! HAHA.
Bai lah bai lah!!.
meow
Saturday, August 11, 2012 於12:08 PM
Hi, random moles have been appearing on my body and i had no idea why :l.
I had a sudden inspiration or something so i sat down and wrote a long and meaningful letter in chinese.
I love this kind of moment.
heeheeheeeheeheeheehee.
But doesn't come as often any more.
Time to pick up some chinese bookz~
I want to learn 古語！。
Its so coolz. i want to speak to random stranger using that and pretend that i time traveled HAHA.
wooo i love this sandal . Where do i find those super strong glue used for sticking shoes???.
I wanna fix it :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
我迷上歷經滄桑超有男人味的大叔了！！。
哇！！～ 哇！！～～ 大叔！！～ 帶我去流浪！！～
I hate to think of titles >:l!!
Friday, August 10, 2012 於8:34 AM
Good day~
Thanks to liting that ass who headed home without waiting for me, i had to settle my own supper
*scowls*
I WANT THIS!.
THIS THIS!.
the most awesome cheng mun chee kee pig organ soup!!
*spits fire*
And i am craving for some aglio olio ever since this morning and i would trade everything eatable in my room just to be able to sink my teeth into a mouthful of those goodness right now
Mind you, my room is a mini food storage LOL.
As long as its a hard surface, i got food on it yo.
looking at my left hand side, i saw a bag of lays potato chips,korean seaweed sheets and hellya lot of ramyum.
looking at my right hand side, i saw a bag of gummy, a bag of cookies, hello pandaSSSS in assorted flavors, candies and pez and some chicken biscult.
so ya.
I sincerely thank god for letting me stay skinny even dough i behaved like a sloth for the past 6 years of my life.
I need some pasta, olive oil and parsley!!.
..and some red hot chilli cause i like spice.
:(
Why aint there a 24hr mart underneath my block. damn
Hey, pathetically puny bunch of friends i have.
Lets have a picnic~~
I need guinea pigs for my attempts in western dishes.
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~
and i gonna make cookies /w\
Since my previous attempt failed in a disastrous way and the reviews got me hell yeah pissed off so i gonna do it again.
If the evaluation is still bad, i gonna poison their drinks out of spite.
LOL
kaopeiiiii to the guy who give me a 3/10 when andyker gave him one to try.
GOT GIRL MAKE FOR YOU THEN SAY YOU KAOPEIII LOLLL.
forever alone lah you!!. forever alone i tell you!!!!!.
*&^%#@#$%^$#@$^&^%$#.
& i waited like 6 months to complaint and rant about this.
Am feeling so excited now for i just placed order for my yukata.
Its so rosy~ oh my 玫瑰人生~~
*roses pop out everything with sparkly effects*
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
cant wait for the matsuri fukekekeke :3
da dumm.
Sunday, August 5, 2012 於11:20 AM
Well, am looking at my old portfolio and i had no idea why i gave up something i loved so much.
Erm, love.
Its still not a past tense.
Being a extremely lazy human-sloth who is also an aquarius
I guess the only thing i had undying passion for is only drawing.
I miss drawing T T.
I can't even draw a cute face anymore.
So let me list out my current ongoing i must get it done list,
1 - Braces
2 - Bathtub bubbly ducky moment
ps. andyker dont you cancel mbs *death stare * LOL. i want that tub.
3 - tabletttttttttttt. I going start drawing for my own happiness TvT.
I want to finish that story game in that old stretch book of mine
For nothing but myself TvT.
I want to write gore but cute children story, illustrate themmmm and turn them into cute little digital books.
Alright i am feeling so alive now. Goodnight chuchu.
He is like a jellyfish when he is all sleepy.
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha <3
Aiyoh, i am so interested in gymnastics recently.
so so so so so interested
*drools*
THAT FACE, IS SCULPTED AND CARVED OUT MAN