Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kaopeiiiiii.

Helloooooooo kaopeiiiii.
Hahahha kaopei.

Been over using the word kaopeiii recently but i like leh.
Like, eh. Kaopei. LOL

Ok kaopei you're my latest pet phrase yo.

Anyways,we went to USS★ ~~



Le friends.
The one in the middle is Cao cao and the one on the right is a angel,
may i have your old ipod pleaseeeee i really want to play game development story nehenn ennnn tingtingz~~ wo bu guan naa~~ *tug shirt with puppy face*  HAHAH.

LOL

Sigh, if i still had da skill....i could Photoshop val's photo on andyker's shirt and make the photo purrfectt.

Anyways ,i realise that as i grow older ... my skin got thicker and i got lotsa courage stored inside of me right now.

& that cao cao been making me uneasy too with all those doubts in his mind.
K LAH K LAH I WILL GO AND HANDLE IT!!. 老娘我要快刀斬亂麻 I TELL YOU.

老娘的人生就是要爽快地! 有男子氣概地!!

Maybe i should go get a can of beer from da fridge right now and down it while sending a text containing the very question that has been bothering me like a tick to that man.

MAYBE I REALLY SHOULD.
YES.

Erm.

later..
laterrrr la...

cause i got no beer in the fridge now. kaopei!

& there is another thing that has been bothering me since this morning till i can't sleep.

You know, i am sleeping on the train this morning so soundly till to the extend whereby i am dreaming ... LOL

Er not the main thing, and then suddenly this black american woke me up and remind me not to miss my stop... puzzled, i look up and realize the next stop is raffles place...and i am like D:.

HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT I WANNA ALIGHT AT RAFFLES PLACE?!?!!?!!!!.
HARRYPOTTER MAGIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Did i sleep talk on train about i wanna alight at raffles place or what?!.

omg.
Then ... i don't want to live on Earth anymore, its too embarrassing to be true.. my alien lord, take me home.

T T.

Lastly, this is a messagie for lau liting,
Hey bro yo wassup i want to eat pig organ soup man lets go to eat 正文志记猪杂汤 tomorrow..er i mean later yo!

......

I really really really really really want to eat yo!.

Call me at 4.30pm if you wanna go yo!.
Do not call before that cause i wanna sleep yo!.

Alright yo lets go yo!. you ma bro yo!. hey bro lets go yo!.

24 Foch Road S(209263). <- <- <-


love ya yo!. *wink wink*.


HAHAHAA.
NIGHT LAH ALL.


Heyyyy wassup yo.

Bin a while yo cuz i hav bin in da the self-cultivation mode recently because i been feeling inferior and hideous so meh, the down period when i think i resemble a troll.

& it gotten worst, especially after helping out ma boss in da show thingy today
I look like da shrek beside those models. lol

* squatt in a corner and draw tiny circles on the floor *

But no, i don't need consolation.

老娘還是不會倒下地!!!.
LOL.

I shall pack my bag and roll off to some high mountain to train under a waterfall or something man!!

I can do it i can do it i can do it!.
If i am determined enough, it would only take another 3months for me to finally fix my teeth??.

Chalalalalala.
But i gonna start with plucking out all those wisdom teeth first. bloodly annoying, what is pain!.
Nothing!!!!!. Its just my nerves overreacting and keep on spamming my brain with signals to make me suffer!!. i am a zombie!! i don't feel pain, no!.

HAHAHA

Am off to watch prison break to improve me englishz.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.

Whadda happy happy way to work on my language. meehee
Micheal is so cute fukekekekeke, linc is just so unappreciative man. kaopei!






I DEMAND A BETTER LAPTOP NOW.



Cause i can only play civilization in this grid mode T T...........................
I want it in 3D ah... 3D!!!.

Anws, Egypt keep on provoking me by sending in the spies to steal my technology kaopei.
Gonna go play a new game cause i can't bring myself to be in war with Egypt 8^8.

Noooooo i will not harm the alien's artifact noooooo.

LOL

The awkward moment when my ma walk into my room again without knocking the door (kaopei!!!) and saw my tearing silently while lying on my pillow.

LOL, and i *&^%$#@@#$%^&&^%$#@!#$#ed.
Must have thought i got ditched or something.

NO MA,
I AM JUST READING THE PART WHERE GOING MERRY WAS GIVEN A VIKING FUNERAL
its so heart wrenching that i could die.

I don't usually shed tears unless i yawn or something but ...
"I'm sorry, I wish I could have taken you guys a little further"

T T  T T  T T  T T.

The saddest scene ever

testified, i am still a 有血有肉的人類。
HAHAHAHA
...........meah

I guess tomorrow is the day when i shall do somethings about my shoes.
Toss the old one away and wash those that are filthy.

I hate dirt on things that are in direct contact to my skin.

If i got married to a man and months later i discovered that he only brush his teeth once a day or doesn't shower after coming home from outside i will file for divorce. beep beep red cardddddd .

Then in the court i will scream, how could i be bounded to a pig for the rest of my lifeeeee?, release & free mehhhh from such cruelty!!!!
LOL

no offence if you practice what i stated above... but....... 鄙視!!!!。
*boa hancock's extreme looking-down pose*
LOL.

ANWS,
My friends been treating me way too nice recently,
maybe i am so used to their ill treatment till to the extend whereby such sudden kindness is making me paranoid.

LOL.
Hi, did your do me any wrong!?.
Say!!.

*suspicious to the max mode*

by the way i am reallllllly looking forward to the uss trip hor, if anything went wrong..i shall whinge till your are driven into insanity. This is a threat. take note. LOL

peewheee rollercoastaaaaa wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *clap clap clap*

Been looking really dumb recently because i am practicing speaking with confidence 

So i been randomly say "Good afternoon, my name is huishan and bah bah bah~"
But kinda of fail cause i will start feeling weaken and then my pitch with go higherrr and higherrrr.....

Since i think practicing and depending on myself doesn't guarantee success anymore.. I shall turn to the art of sorcery.

*light candles and wear black hooded rode*
Oh dear lord, please... grant my wish... please i beg of you!! kabazukazeeeya!!!~
*grab leg*

T T.

The desperate woman shall stop acting crazy and be going off to do some work up.
Night night.
NANANANANA BATMAN!!~



Heyyyo.
I am so sleepy, slept very late yesterday because i got lost in the wondafoo world of one piece.

Am reading the Enies lobby arc now and the epic moment when luffy shouts at robin and ask her to return to them.

OHH WHO IS CRYING NO ONE!!.
wuu wuuuu wuuuuu wuuuu wuuuuuuuuuu T T~ *sniff*

Anyways le banana got free tickets to Batman.
Gv max somemore neh~
*beams*

HAHHAHAHA.
Well the movie become awesome in the end but the front is sort of confusing for me as i din't watch the first movie :/.

Anws we are also busy trying to eat our smuggled kfc chicken so we don't know what is happening at the start too.

Our seats are littered with all da crumbs man.
LOL.

Lesson learnt, never eat kfc in movie theater. Can't even see what da hell you are eating ._.

*coughs* the future robin is so figging cute. *ehem*



Ending with my angelruuu♥
I love him so much *snuggle snuggle*

I am seeing black spots.

HI,
i had no idea what happened to me today.

I think its all because of Sistar's video spam from tangtang and i got so envious of their curvy figures till i got all fired up.

and i swear that gonna start exercising and that
I GONNA GET A 23INCH WAIST PLUS A BUTT.

lol.
god. why. lol

I was still determinate until just 30 minutes ago.
Until i did three set of these



AND NOW, IF I FINISH TYPING THIS POST AND DINT UPDATE FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS.

I had either end up in the hospital or got so tired of this weak earthly body of mine till i choose to leave and return to my extraterrestrial lord's embrace

*foams*

but no, i must not give up!!!!.
老娘是不會倒下滴!!!!!!!!.

I SHALL GO JOGGING, ER, NEXT WEEK. ER NO, UNTIL I GET MY SPORT SHOES.
my only sneakers is at least 4inch tall.

I will prolly trip and roll into the lake before i get anything done .....

&& a exercise mat!.
The floor is killing my elbow when i am trying to balance myself buubuuuu.

See!,
Determination yo! LOL

and i just read an article which said that inactively is as deadly as smoking.
*recalls all those days when i just sat in front of my lappy for the whole day watching prison break and chewing seaweed...

*&^%$#@!?NO!
I haven't even wear my wedding gown and witness the grand arrival of my extraterrestrial lord!!.
老娘是不會早死滴!!!!!!.

Ok, i need my bed now.
*crawls*


Found a stray memory lying around so out of curiously i opened it and found this.
It does kills a cat.

I miss you so much bb.
Hi,


Its proven that even when i fall down the stair and sprain my ankle i am able to swiftly pick myself up and limp away without a single change in expression

the image that appears in my mind every time i meet with a mishap :


LOL.
Please, call me a 男子漢 already.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

&Thank god i am wearing my comfy sneakers that day cause i be doing stock.

By the way,
MY ANKLE HURTSSS BUUBUUUUU T^T.

plus andyker that kaopei!!.
Din't reply my messages at all for dayss and i thought he got into something or what.
You nabei!!!!!!!.
打包打包我回山洞咯~


唉,今日一别不知何时再相见。
各位兄台保重啦~

打战...是不容许丝毫分心地~
武则天!,老娘要灭了你再统一天下!!
哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!

别烦我别烦我再烦我就砍死你!!

杀啊!!!~
HAHA HIGH 死了哦YEAH~
:'(




I can't believe my heavy bags and dark eye circles are still showing despite the effect. omg .

ANWS,


Current favorite bag from kerguanguan, thanks lo i am using it well~~
and congratulation to that ass for finally finding his other half. *half-hearted tone*

Gong xi lo gong xi
* plays with fingernails *

LOL.
I hope that vicious cycle wouldn't repeat itself again.

鱼与熊掌不可两样兼得
所谓苍蝇贪甜,死在蜜里
宝贝啊,克制点啊~

鱼就让给你蒸了陪饭吃,淋点酱油撒点葱依然美味。
熊掌就让给老娘慢慢啃ok?
HAHHAHAHA.

AND WHERE IS MY XIN FU!.
ANDYKER YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!

* run away bitterly *

ohhhh i so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely~~~
*strung guitar*
i love you~~ woooo~~



I AM IN LOVE.
DARA I LOVE YOU!!.

The mv is absolutely beautiful T v T

Good day to you, replay button.
I gonna rape you .
omg

Twelve in the morning.
All my family members were in deep slumber .

Enjoying the solitude,
Sipping green tea and reading a book on my bed would be a bliss.

With such thoughts in mind,
I make my way to the kitchen in the dark and switches on the light.

It was unusually quiet.


The clock seems have sprung to life with its ticking.
I turned around and faced it, it was twelve in the morning.

There were something unnerving about the atmosphere.

Frightened, I quickly went to fetch my strawberry mug and filled it with pipping hot water.
But when i reaches my hand out and fishes for a new sachet from the green tea box.




To my horror,
The box is empty.

This is terrifying, i am scarred for life.

*~*~*~*~*
The end.

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheheheheeeheeeeeeeeeeeee
I can't survive without green tea every night. omg i need my green tea.

buubuuuuuuu =3=

Buubuuuu~ /3\


My cuppo of joy~~ .= v =.
Am trying to watch my diet and stop eating too much for supper but i predict i will fail miserably.

Actually i already did.
I ate 2 human share of kimchi fried rice yesterday night.

.......................
What the point of living if you can't eat?! right right!!

LOL.
Anyways i went to the dentist today and i felt so ashamed.

I totally overslept until my ma called on me to check.
The appointment is at 11.05am and i got the call at 10.45am so...

LOL.HAHAHA.ER.YA
only managed to pull on some fresh clothing & brush my teeth before rushing out like a mad womannnn i even forget to unpin my fringe ugh.

Its an extremely uncomfortable trip for i haven't bath..

Back to the ashamed part,
I felt like a little kid when the dentist tsktsk me on my cavity.

oh come on bro who don't get cavity~ HAHA.
So looking forward to the next appointment when i can finally rid myself of those accused wisdom teeth.

My ma kept telling me not to remove them unless necessary for it may be dangerous but come on ma, what is life without risk!.

To live under the constant fear of having decaying rotten bit of food stuck to the back of teeth which are hell ye impossiblru to brush nor clean nor floss unknowingly. Oh cease the torment and just kill me.

* japanese warrior soul unleashed! *
balalalallalalalaaa~


Still thinking if i should remove two teeth first or all of them in one go...
Well the second one is a obvious suicidal choice but if i don't do it... i had to endure the pain twice... most importantly i had to go back to the dentist for two time!. omg so tiring, i don't want =3=


Aiyah nevermind lah
长痛不如短痛!


HAHAHAHA
Time to nap


zzzzzZZZzZZ
I am possessed by bon-chan




HAHAHAHHAHAAAA,
if you're reading the one piece manga in Chinese you should know who i am imitating,. heeheehee
& when i am reading them myself i am using the ultra cheena tone LOLLLL.

嗯~~~ 奴家也别亦无奈的吗~~ 谁叫奴家是如此深爱着馮·克雷大人的呢~~~
馮酱你一定要好好的活着出现吖~~~ 奴家等你啊~~ 奴家对你的爱无限~~

路飞别嫉妒啊 奴家对你的爱可已达超越地球冲到外太空去啦~~~ 最爱最爱你啦~~

LOL.
alright i should stop and type something that is understandable by the Earthlings.
keke

Alright, one of da shop i am working in closed down .
Actually i am only affected by one thing for i rarely work there..... the sofa is gone T-T,
oh you had no idea how much i love the sofa.

Thus decided to pose for some photos in the shop before its gone.
&well because i am in the haggard mode that day...oh meah . not gonna post all of them.

kan kan wo mei li de tong shi meng jiu hao le bei~
LOL






BYEEEE,
still needa go dental early in the morning tomorrow kaopei i want to sleeppppppppppppppppp.
YO.

下雨啦!老娘几开心一下哦~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
the perfect temperature is 28degree.



Why my fingers look so scary .....
Bloody long and forever in 莲花指 mode

老娘是从古代穿越来的吗?!.



Been trying to take financial planning seriously cause i am getting old but meah.
No, i failed and its only the 3rd day of the month.

LOLLL.
AIYAAA MONEY ARE MEANT TO BE SPENT WHAT.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IMMA NO SLAVE TO THOSE PLASTIC SHEET EEEHA.
开心就好 开心就好~ 来来拿酒来!~

/3\~

but i need those plastic sheets to buy one piece comics.
I want allllllll of them.

Am reading the 12 horoscope comics strip and they tickles me badddd.
HAHAHAHA.


&THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE LOL.

No wonder moi friend are so piss at me sometimes~
哎呀~ 真的吗~~ 坏了就坏了呗~ 看开点吗人生吗要过得潇洒地~ LOL


AHHAHAHA.
I am a true blood aquarius.



Buubu working tomorrow gooooooooooooooooooooodbye.
Anws, i demand another l4d session!!!!!!!!.

I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH KICK AND BLOODSHED FROM THAT MERE ONE HOUR OF MASSACRE.
宝贝靚仔~






Am always a lil bit late for work cause i tend to linger on the doorsteps longer to snuggle & kiss my babies goodbyez~

Hhahahahaha those sleepyheads look so cute in the afternoon
& lengzai look especially handsome that day due to the warm sunlight
Uhhuh thank you my extrasensory lord for letting me adopt such a sweetheart /w\

life is happyyyyyy~
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