T T
Monday, January 30, 2012 於8:15 AM
The first day of being 21...
ALRIGHT I AM 21 LAH I AM LAH WHAT GOT PROBLEM?.
i am suffering and dying from cramp and after carrying 8kg worth of stuff back from woodlands... i am officially sick and down with sore throat and fever.
that's not the worst.
When i went to the toilet just now, suddenly i smell incense smell and the room got a bit cloudy with smoke.
And i ran out and saw its 12am.
AHHHHHH THIS IS MUTHAFKINGLY SCARY I DON'T THINK I AM HALLUCINATING CAUSE I ACTUALLY STAYED IN THE TOILET TO FINISH WASHING MY FACE OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
almost die with i close my eyes for the 3 seconds to rinse foam off my face.
and i ran back to my room with my toothbrush and toothpaste.
wahhh tolong ah tolong ah please don't come and haunt me i will give you any address of my friends if you want omggg i will die of heart attack man.
omgggg i don't want to see them just throw me into a tiger cage instead JUST THROW ME IN THE TIGER CAGE INSTEAD LAH.
T T.
This is it, i gonna master the art of washing my face with my eyes open.
BTRFEBTGDHBTFEWVBG#HRTE%S
Perfect punishment.
Saturday, January 28, 2012 於11:27 AM
My brain just came out with a brilliant idea for the fitting punishment that will teaches those whom entered my blacklist a lesson that will scar them for life.
*smirks*
If i even gonna meet them, whenever they speak.......
I will just sing.
&for those who don't understand ...
All i can say is that i am a phd in creating monotone music.
If i can make money from it, i am probably richer than bill gate by now
LOLLLLL alright that's exaggerating.
But the time has come...
to drive those assholes crazy.....
Summary of my Chinese new year.
Thursday, January 26, 2012 於10:20 AM
Firstly, i eat too much . LOL
I hope i can sell my cheek meat to those human-eating-barbarians in a non-painful and without destroying my cute face way now, i chew too much already man the meat confirm QQ and tender one.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
And i will be able to get a V-shape face , how awesome :D
So i been looking like imma 3 month pregnant and am suffering from indisgestion now.
Ahhhhhh but i can't stop eating :(.
*chew prawn cracker*
Secondary,
I lose too much money.
OHHH JUST MY LUCK I GUESS I AM JUST BAD WITH ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES NUMBERS OHHHH THIS IS SO SHITTY BUT WHATEVER SINCE I AM TOO LOUSY IN MATH I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CALCULATE OUT THE EXACT AMOUNT I LOST SO WELL I AM NOT THAT SAD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
hey!, there a good point in every thing you are bad at!
I will tell my brain that i only lost 2 bucks for 10 times and it will believe it... eventually
& i believe that whatever you lost will come back anyways~
Maybe some crazily hot guy who owns a bank will come before me and confess his love for me soon???! awwww so shy so shy~~~ ~~~
8D
Heeheeheehee HAHAHAHAHA
Bringing optimist to a new level *smirks*
The thing that make me sadder is... is... ohnehneh forget it but just a gentle reminder,
老娘今年的桃花西北旺啊 you betcha do something right. pfff
*shake leg and smoke*
>:(
HAHAHAHAHA
and for this year, i din't go to bai nian much cause i am too lazy to move but angbao just manage to appear on my table.
Ohhhh my 亲戚们，i lurbu yew.
Off to find my lengzai, goodbye -_-.
47 Years of Marriage, still buys her flowers every Monday
Wednesday, January 25, 2012 於10:16 AM
9gag
LE ME WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE LIKE HIM.
if there aint , let me time travel back to 50 years ago darnit!.
>:l
Seeing this at this time make me feel miserable.
Oh gosh, i need to see andyker. I need someone to talk to, gosh i am dying.
&I DONT NEED SURPRISES ON SAT.
I shall declare our friendship over if less than 2 human turn up. getit
-hellyeah serious look-
LOL.
and remember.
ONE-FIGGING-CANDLE.
hehee,bye.
off dreaming of roses T T.
FUCK I WANT FLOWERS TOO
nevermind, i should focus on earning enough money for braces first.
Need to rid myself of those ugly teeths asappppppppppppp T T
I am sick of saying gong xi fa cai.
Monday, January 23, 2012 於8:22 AM
So lets talk about anime!!~
HAHAHAHA.
Favourite OPs of those anime that deeply captivated my heartz
Actually wanted to rank them but no i just can't!, naruto is awesome but i love one piece so much and those shinigamis in bleach is just... *drools*
But i stopped watching naruto cause i heard about takashi's death and bleach ...cause of those bloody hell annoying fillers and princess shit and one piece...
I AM STILL STUCK AT THE EP BEFORE ACE'S DEATH.
ACE MUST NOT DIE. WHITE BEARD TOO. NO
ohhh ignore me i am just someone who can't accept reality go ahead and listen to those awesome opening songs while i go into depression.
Actually there are so much more for i watched too many animes for my own good and i am too lazy to go youtubed them all for i wanted to build my house in the sims 3 so sayonara baibai.
A message to my best friends.
Friday, January 20, 2012 於8:53 AM
HIIII,
My 18th birthday is coming :).
I expect a great one so here is a gentle reminder to my beloved friends~ ♥
You bastards my birthday is just next week, your better start planning now and give me a good surprise else i gonna call my lawyer down and file a lawsuit against all of your for giving me a emotional breakdown you arseholes.Ps : I only want to see ONE candle on my strawberry cake. Anything more your gonna end up in a pot of steaming mutton curry. Esp lau liting!, don't purposely hor i know you i watchingz you.
Alright, now i can rest in peace.
Good night~
DEAR GOD.
Please let my bro's broken bone heals instantly overnight so he will stop bringing friends back!!!
T-T T-T T-T!!!
Btw, those sopa thingy are getting dramatic recently.
And this is war
*put on helmet*
No one, I repeat. NO ONE shuts down megaupload, its my family. nabei
LOL.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Wednesday, January 18, 2012 於9:02 PM
Time to vomit some rainbow ♥.
Thus far
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 於7:12 AM
1. This the first time i seen a carrot look so cute 8D
2. Dinner with not really fantastic three (HAHAHA). As usual, two of them are still very mean.
Lets go there again cause i craves for the mushroom soup >:C.
me want mushroom soup no clam chowder you getit me want mushroom soup!.
3. A white mice i brought from ikea.
turns around and says to my black rat, "Eh yo i got you a gay partner. "
-move eyebrows up and down-
&WHITE MICE AINT BORN TO LET SCIENTIST DO EXPERIMENTS ON THEM OI OI :(
4. New year clothes . HEE HEE HEE.
& it make me look like some terrorist boarding the train.
5. A moment of frustration which led to a discovery of a new talent, i can draw rage faces well.
Comeon ,admit that its a masterpiece already.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
6.My new favourite rosy sweater and ugh... a ...lalafireman...skirt...oh happy new year gong xi fa cai i am the orange so give me hong bao now.
7.
오나라 오나라 아주오나
o na la o na la a ju o na~
가다라 가다라 아주가나
ka da la ka da la a ju ga na
seriously, propose to me already.
I can cook all sort of canned and instant food and occasionally.. a bowl of udon :)
8. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LENGZAI MY LOVE.
9. Teehee :3
一百分的吻
1.03分钟浓缩的感动
代表的是人们最快遗忘的感情。
):
Monday, January 16, 2012 於12:00 PM
Feeling sad,
There should be more trust fragments left in the world for us to pick up and keep.
Sometimes i felt tired trying to follow what i believed in,
But giving up felt like pushing myself down into a pit of darkness.
well...
Its alright,
I am able to straighten up my back and sleep without fear of monsters haunting me for i had done nothing wrong.
But why you no trust me at all?.
lightening up the atmosphere with a Y U NO face, teehee.
Hi my dear friend, still tasty not.
(er don't bother squinting your eyes, just click and enlarge *coughs*)
I will never give up nagging about this.
>:l
&for those who reasoned that shark eat humans,
Its alright, i am well prepared.
*throw pokeball pose* / * phoenix wright's infamous OBJECTION!! pose*
Ohman i can't decide which pose to use as both are too good.....
am bad at rationality in decision making yo!, no wonder i will fail my test.
FRET.
HAHAHHAHA.
Your own fat cells are even more dangerous than those razor sharp teeth alright.
♥♥♥
Thursday, January 12, 2012 於6:17 AM
Too prettyyyyy~
Look at the skin !!
):
fuhhh alright i have calmed down.
I think the only thing that can piss me off real bad is being not able to bath.
I must bath the moment i open i eyes and roll off the bed.
So i am rather grumpy in school today,
Had to rush there cause imma super late T T.
& i think my faci really loves me or what,
I am 2 hours late for lesson last week and did a hell yeah lousy presentation but yet, he still give me a B.
I shall give all the credits to my extra humorous reflection journal i wrote that day.
The good point of knowing how to be funny heehee *smirks*
Gosh.
and also...
A moment of silent for the amount of money left in my bank account please.
I feel sad T T.
But the trip to ikea added on so much stuff to my to-buy-list-must-buy-list.
Ranking number one shall be that awesome huge green color mat that look like grass patch.
Its way too beautiful ♥_♥.
I loves the outdoor but i hate the sun , the dirt and of course, the insects.
Having a fake lawn in my room will be pretty awesome, imagine sitting on it and read a book on a lazy sunday evening. awwwwwwww
Ermmm and also a white low table, vase and flowers, cushions in vivid colours, a swing and then paint my ceiling into a galaxy.
My room will be half puurfect if i manage to achieve those.
Awww make me happy just thinking about it.
:3~
alright gambatte huishan yes i can do it i can do it!.
kekekekeke
/w\
Tuesday, January 10, 2012 於8:28 AM
Heyyyyy humans,
2012 been treating me well so far~
I am happy,really :).
teehee
Because this time it aint just an imagination, an image that i wanted to see.
Regardless of the flaws, its something real and is capable of putting a smile on my face.
but i be happier if a bathtub appears in my house.
Relaxing in a tub of lukewarm water listening to music and reading a book~~ The joy of bathing ♥ ~~ ahhhhh
& i am still thinking of ways to get the kitty back home without setting my mum on a raging mode. ):
kinda impossible, i shall stick with guinea pigs T T
Well except for this,
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
& its on both of my feet.
My relationships with my wedges are complicated, i love them but i hate them and i still want to put them on.
我想我真的是老了。
Monday, January 9, 2012 於12:41 PM
想找一天好好看完 周星驰 所有的作品
我爱能令我有所悟的台词 爱大道理 爱千言藏于一句间
但何必呢，
也不是不爱了，只不过想多笑而已。
“周星驰:你来这里干什么？赵薇:我想帮你们比赛。周星驰:你怎么帮？你快点回火星吧，地球是很危险的。”
无厘头又让人费解却能博君一笑，这也是一种才。
TvT
*looks upward*
No no i can't cry now i am putting on my beauty diary mask right now 15 minutes more i can't cryyyyyy sobbbb T T
One of the very rare colorful day
Sunday, January 8, 2012 於12:31 PM
Out of desperation and guilt,I ditched my usual monotone colour outfit & donned the shop's own label dress to promote.
But ... doesn't work.. sigh /_\.
The dress make me felt to to sing You're my sunshine~ my only sunshine~~ keke
Been smiley recently, nanana and i not gonna state the reason why.
Just finished my notes for tomorrow's battle test and its 11 pages long, i think i will fail i can't figging understand anything i copy-pasted in.
AH YES I AM JUST A DUMB GIRL, YE I AM.
BUT WHY DO I NEED TO HOW ABOUT REALISM, HARM PRINCIPAL,RELATIVISM ETC.
I AM JUST A NORMAL CIVILIAN ALRIGHT.
-mentally breakdown-
erhem, i am not those kind who will stay depressed for long, so moving on~
Congrats to Andyker for finishing his pop~~~
For this year, i shall 苦口婆心地 give you one advice : 放下屠刀 回头是岸啊
But on the account that you're nice to me recently~
I shall pretend to not see any evil for now, LOL.
Alright goodnight,
Feeling so lonely now cause i left mon amour ( My ds ) in the shop.
T T
kuma-chan going abandon me when i get mon amour back and she will move back to the old zoo!!!! wuuuuuu ~ T T
So far
listing down the things to get for the countdown+birthday celebration steamboat at liting's house, Oi i need more appreciation oi!!!
*sulks*
My husband ,brought back from hongkong by liting and kidnapped by andyker but its alright, i have successfully rescue him from his evil clutches. awwwww luffy * rub cheek*
My favourite person in 2011 is Valerie cause she got my alice in the wonderland stuff.
I love alice in wonderland like mad alright. Val, i love you ♥
HAHAHAHA.
I am so easily bribed with
The kittens that i wanted to bring home so much....... T T.
FRUSTRATED.
Friday, January 6, 2012 於11:35 AM
Been suffering throughout the day thanks to that FOUR ulcer in my mouth, all gather together like good buddy, well done, nice, very funny ah ulcer very funny.
But maybe its a hint, for me to finally stop gobbling up food like a pig ):.
Been struggling to get a Chinese knot done for the previous 1 hour and now i shall proclaim :
I GIVE UP.
-toss that annoying bunch of rope into the dustbin-
I want a chinese knot oriental looking necklace for myself in black and i had no idea why, those humans who are expert in giving new life to those useless bunch of ropes only do them in red.
...........................so i had to d.i.y, and then fail miserably.
UGH.
today is such a bad day and i refuse to state the reason why!
):):):):
T T
Wednesday, January 4, 2012 於11:27 PM
Why do i get nervous infront of humans so easily i am such a fail ohmygod huishan why you so timid i want to have a driller so i can hide in a hole anytime any moment any day what the use even if i read a lot know a lot when i cant express myself can i just communicate with humans by text how am i ever going to pass my interview in this state feeling so down now sobsobsob i gonna read a story to my hamsters everynight now i gonna practice everynight this feeling sucks had the sudden impulse to run out of the room covering my face in shame just now SO SAD I AM SO SAD T T WHY HUMANS SO SCARY WHY
Tuesday, January 3, 2012 於9:43 AM
OMG ):.
I want to buy the whole set of one piece wanted posters but i am afraid they will be damaged during the shipping T T.
I don't want a crumpled and ripped luffy faceeeee
But imagine, the whole of straw hat pirates, boa hankokku, ace, whitebeard, Mr.2 , Jinbei etc etc faces on my wall.
heeheeheeheehee
*grins*
I am mad, ROFL.
2012
Monday, January 2, 2012 於9:01 AM
过去的一年，
平平淡淡的
令他人兴奋的新的一年
对我来说不过就是 just another year。
照常的为米饭而愁
照常的过着颠覆日夜生活
要不就成天对着电脑到天亮才入眠
要不就打扮得像孔雀一样在闹市里瞎晃
没太多的起伏 没多大的改变
若要我简单的解释一下我至今所过的生活
那就是吃饱睡 睡饱吃 没饭吃便去挣钱买饭吃
他人泡夜店 谈恋爱 人生有多刺激 我却爱窝在家里当宅女
就是这样混混郁郁的过活至今
若十年后哪天蓦然回首 我会去找条白绫上吊自尽去
我的青春就是这样浪费掉的
但唯一在变的
就是慢慢意识到有我该背起的责任
有我应该开始去思考的问题了。
生活上的小细节，我能意识到我的变化
还是说...其实我老了？ 哈哈
慢慢会开始看报纸，关心除了偶像明星与八卦以外的事
不再泼辣凡是就以 “退一步 海阔天空” 来看待
择偶也不再单看外貌并更在乎个性
但其实这些年也不算是真的白活
至少我有我的坚持 而我依然坚持着我的坚持
再多的否定也从不被动摇过的信仰
从前，我爱说教
逢人必想说服他们跟随着我的信仰
如今，我明白
他人有他人的想法
能做的，便是多做。
奢侈的食物 我不吃
靠虐待换来的美味 我至死也诅咒发明它的人不得好死
若我能继续坚持，只要能让一只鲨鱼在海中老死也算是在积善积德
好让我投胎后能如愿当个林中之王（奸笑）
当人实在太累了，来生就让我 take a break 呗～
再来，今年我要努力回归正道
醒来时是要看到刚升起的太阳而不是我老爸下班的模样
饮食方面就吃些不会让我中cancer的东东
尽快找份能让我家那两老能安心呆在家里桥脚的工作
至此，新年快乐。
新的一年，我的愿望是希望在食物链里比人类更上层的不知名生物快点出现，好让人类不再嚣张。
做人就该知足，何必把固执放在一个以灭亡而不宜存活在现在这世上的生物呢？。
若有金钱去“从鸡里唤醒恐龙”， 还不如买点食物送给那些快饿死的小孩？
用来多种几棵树至少还能净化空气呢
与其让史前灭绝物种重返地球，还不如先不让已在地球上的物种消失吧？
宽且，你有问过鸡它愿不愿意变成恐龙吗？！
我就说人类就是嚣张。
- 祈祷～ -
Hello~~
Well, its 2012 already.
Actually its nothing much, its just another year.
THE YEAR WHEN THE ALIENS WILL COME.
MUAHAHAHHAHA
×insert evil Laughers ×
actually i wanted to be serious for once and write something meaningful or reflect on 2011 but well, i am too happy-go-lucky for those stuffs.
So for this year i will strive hard to still be my happy self meehee~
But i am lacking 3 main things to start the year with,
The number one will forever be- i need my other half.
I FRET, i don't wanna be left on the shelf, NO WAY.
The number two is ermmmm ...a proper and stable job?.
Sigh 在我前方的道路好黑暗啊....
The number three is, I need a guinea pig.
Since i can't have a capybara in my house i must get something similar!!
LOL
been searching online for the past hour but the price are so...T T
我就是一个平民怎样————！！
-自暴自弃中-
I guess i should just complete my number two first mehhhhhhhh
Alright off to cook~
JA MATTE NE
Exactly how i gonna train my kids in the future.
The little boy is so brave!!!,
My son must be like him too and fight off the zombie like a hero :3