I don't really like apple

This is my hobby.

Monday, October 31, 2011 於7:26 AM

& i seriously don't know why some humans are so narrow minded.

Earth is that only place that support living things?!.

shit youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Labels: Alien

Sunday, October 30, 2011 於2:43 AM

HAHAHA.

i went to reread my posts and my english really fail.

HAHAHAHA

AND I AM TOO LAZY TO GO AND EDIT.

LALALA

I AM SUCH A SLOTH,

SOME OF THEM ARE SOOO FUNNY HAHAHA

what is conquer up a ???

What in da hell am i typing that time.

LOLLLLL

the i am too happy hugging the tree to give a dang face.

LOL.

Saturday, October 29, 2011 於11:11 AM

Hello,

Been working at Alodge for most of this week.

oh my legssss oh my legssssssssssssssssss.

I gave up wearing anything that is thicker than 3cm for the last two days.

Need moar flats.

By the way a lot of stock came in,

So in love with all the cute dresses and collar shirts but no!, i must not spent :C.

& i like working there

Its like, i finally found justice and fairness.

Lets not elaborate on why cause i will turn into a bitch.

*ahem*

ahhhh finally i be able to rest,

So the rest of next week it will just be one piece,food,sleep and masks.

LOL,

btw my current mask is burning the skin on my back. holy hell omg help

Oh i need a haircut and my eyebrow need some plucking.

Oh oh, i think my hamster is pregnant...

For those who wanted to adopt my baby hamsters, i strongly advise your not to continue reading.

Please stop. now

I am like changing her food and she.. bite my index finger..look at me with innocent eyes and blood just started flowing.

I swear this is the first time i see my blood flow like this.

Like foc water in the public, in a few second both of my hands are covered with blood and i look like i just murdered someone.

Rinsed them off and blood is some flowing from the wound -_-.

see, i am not kidding.

had to googled how to stop the blood flow and in the end my phone is like, bloody hell bloody.

Give up since its a new phone,gonna die from losing too much blood if i start up my lappy... thus decided to just use an ice cube and try to freeze up my blood to stop the bleeding

HEY IT WORKS.

真聪明

Ohwell its alright, not exactly painful naaa

I will just take it as getting rid of the old blood, hey at least i gonna get new blood flowing in my body! :D

I like new stuffs!!! :DD

My baby is a siberian tiger in golden hamster form. Fiery temper, nice i like. My cup of tea that's my girl you go girl!. Bite me is ok but please don't do that to my other babies, i beg of you T T.

&dearest friends,

I need more love and attention, i am withering. Faster shower me with care and candies.

i am craving for late night prata and bandung,

Erm liting please hurry back with my dried sotong snacks.

HORROR USS +TODAY!.

Monday, October 24, 2011 於11:01 AM

hello good morning~

Why... my hair look like seaweed -_-.

I went to the horror USS event yesterday with banana,her friend & her friend's friend.

LOL.

all i had to say is that, i regret not bringing a camera.

All the actors inside, their costumes and makeups are awesome!.

I love the zombie area the most!!.

I am like omg omg give me my double pistols omg i need to shoot them!!!

SHOTGUN PLEASE TANK IS COMING 8D~~ those kinda feeling.

and the area is soooooooo misty and you can see them moving around like the undead.

whoa whoa whoa!

*excited*

But i really hate the haunted house.

We shouldn't go in so fast, i feel like a undead after that.

and i am like clinging onto banana for dear life, amen.

Is really cling . i am not kidding HAHAHA

I screamed and superglue myself to banana for the first half of the trip and after that i am tired and had enough of this spooky shit,esp after i see a narrow lane infront of me...both sides are like dirty clothes on clothes rack.

I don't want to live anymore.

Decided to just like buried my head on her shoulder and go into the i cant see anything~~ i am not scare at all~~ nanana~~ banana please led the way to the exit asap~~ mode.

When i reach the exit, the light from the door.

Holy.

Thus conclusion for the peranaken cracker house.

I fucking hate you and those dead hanging corpse and those mutated shits and those.. EVERYTHING.

i should just pretend to faint when i see one of the workers there and let them carry me out thus end my misery & let me see the moonlight.

OK, so after that i attempted the red roller coaster.

ITS AWESOME.

but my fringe keep flying around thus i keep on trying to like finger comb them back in place -_-

Double the sadness when i see the camera flashlight.

I want a nice roller coaster photo T T.

I think its because of the haunted house, too tired to scream i am like silently sitting there for the whole ride.

& after the rollercoaster ride, nothing seem to be scary anymore ._.

I could say hi and greet the zombies and all sort of monster they come out with.

I remember doing a r.i.p cross cross amen sign to a fat zombie and he rawred at me.

So bad.

ohoh i saw a super cute guy zombie there and i am like staring.

kekekekekekekekekekekeeeeeeee

oh went into the haunted alley.

Reread the haunted house part on the top. its almost the same.

ok lah just that the haunted house is way scarier.

ITS FKING SCARY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

even if my baby leng zai run into it i also won't go inside and find him!.

..... maybe i will if i can grab someone to go in with. maybe.

not a lot of photos cause my iphone flash make me look exactly like one of them.

Banana say i look scary T T, i am like one of the attractions T T.

don't believe you see,

Hi, this is my cute voodoo pet. I am bringing it out for a lovely walk under the moonlight ♥.

Nobody gonna date me anymore, forever alone.

I wanna go into the normal USS, i want go into the castles omg!! :(.

The mummy ride is super duper fun i wanna go and play again!!!!!!.

HI TANG JIEYI ANDYKER LAULITING I WANT TO GO TO USS CAN YOUR SEE/HEAR ME???????.

ughhh andy just called and i totally can't remember what i wanna type.

ohoh, i am working at alodge today and andy came to be my assistance.

LOL, he make my sales like whoa whoa +v+.

All the aunties love him.

& this is what we been doing all day,

HAHA.

I love iphone cam, all my spotspots all gone!!

peewhee~

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 於6:31 AM

爱与信仰，一样都很简单。

有爱说什麽也不会放手

没了呵鬼才懒的理你。

我相信什麽就是什麽

所以我坚持世上有人鱼有海底国有外星人有海怪有bigfoot

觉得我白痴？。

管你的我开心就好。

有什麽比这重要？

woke up and found that my furniture are all shifted again.

AGAIN.

its like the 4th time this month?

she had to do things to piss me off every week

EVERY WEEK.

what in the hell is wrong with her.

and i had to go outside and bring the chair back again.

piss off. annoy. fucking angry. wtf

and she keep on hanging the stupid loop over my clock and hang towels on it.

FUCK MAN.

i wanna kick something badly and scream

崇拜

Friday, October 14, 2011 於12:01 PM

我还以为我们能不同于别人

我还以为不可能的不会不可能

你的姿态你的青睐
我存在在你的存在
你以为爱就是被爱
你挥霍了我的崇拜

风筝有风海豚有海
我存在在我的存在

所以明白所以离开
所以不再为爱而爱
自己存在在你之外

白蛇传说

Hello,

Went to town after school to watch this movie with andy.

I really love this movie even thought its really ?! at sometimes for example vivian hsu only appear in the starting scene for 4 minutes and bai bai sayonara.

Hi director, what is this for?.

and the part when the snake conquer up a tsunami its so figging funny.

LOL.

its suppose to be sad but as well.... its funny, please go watch it yourself and you will know.

But the ending is dramatic enough, i like.

& the 台词 in the movie is good enough to almost make me cry.

I swear if those stupid drowning monks and rats din't appear i be sobbing in the cinema.

Btw Eva huang is really beautiful.

ahhhhhhh i just love this kind of demon human historical love thingy muack muack.

HAHAHAHA

Thursday, October 13, 2011 於10:37 PM

oh craps.

I am getting mind fucked every friday morning.

A woman suffers from amnesia and forgets every single f-ing thing.

Is she still the same person whom her family and friends know?.

yes,

cause her soul is still the same.

Just like you restart your pokemon yellow game, you be playing as the soul of ash & you will say byebye to all the pokemons you trapped in pokeballs so far but you know you're still ash even you don't have your pikachu to prove it.

ITS OUT OF CONSCIOUSOUS OI

omg i think i just solve this stupid thing.

ohyes ok byebye.

ohmygawd.

Hi, my mum is getting scary.

I foresee another drama outburst from her

*touch crystal ball*

She look too cheerful today,cooked maggie mee for me (din't even throw away the seasonings), ask if i want to book a place for my 21th so i can invite my friends ( fml i am still 18th and there not much people i wanna invite thus bahhh) and here come me main point, she asked me if i want allowance.

ohmygod this is scarier than having a crocodile beside me right now.

and she is totally acting cute when she ask me if she could use my phone plan to get a iphone.

ok i get it she just want me to give her my chance to get a iphone.

......and i did.

after she say something like "mummy really want a iphone~" with sparkling eyes

fml fml fml fml fml fml fml fml fml

the point of no return

and now i foresee my big bro suffering,

cause my mum will bombard him with all the question about the phone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

Btw i crashed into my desk this morning after i saw my hamster chewing on my mouse wire.

Ran toward my desk to stop that nasty little ____ but i tripped over their cage and ouch.

my hip my fingers my toes owwwwwwwwwwww T-T.

and that &^%$#@ just keep on chewing while looking at me with those innocent big sparkly eyes.

fineeeeeee i will go buy another one no peanut for you tonight -_-.

this is like the 8th or 9th mouse already...

Boss of my desk's top right hand corner

Out of boredom and heart pain after seeing my baby sleep on the hard surface.

I make him a bed while watching one piece LOL.

HAHAHAHAHA ♥

Labels: bb

Life

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 於1:12 AM

Hi, my life been as boring as ever.

Please kindly send a fairy to put some magical sparkles in my life.

So, i been busy getting addicted to

harvest moon tale of two towns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This sequel is by far the prettiest in my opinion.

most importantly, there are alpacas in the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED ONE IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW.

BUT I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN THE BROWN AND WHITE ONE. OMG.

Thus let me get addicted,own a few alpacas and marry Mikhail as soon as possible.

oh oh my white pony in the game is call unicorn. ahhhhhh happiness while i am riding it~

can't stop watching this. My eyes are glued to the screen.

Love these four main characters the most. The new wendy sky dragon girl is plain annoying.

Gonna continue to watch bleach next, all those awesome fighting scenes *sparkling eyes*

and for the rest of my time....

THIS

*&^%$#@$%^&^%$@!#W$%#%$W@!%WALAOEH.

I think ten years later, when the older me read this post...

I will hate myself for wasting my youth away like this.

aish /_\

bloody mary

Sunday, October 9, 2011 於3:57 AM

I love this so much~

Old horror film kind of feeling.

The girl acting as gaga is so pretty.

sighhh

Thursday, October 6, 2011 於6:53 PM

hello, here i am sitting in the class like a stone listening to the faci going on and on about "is abortion right" ?.

EM AM I IN THE RIGHT CLASS?????????.

i don't like to debate things i am a peace love

*V hand sign*

din't sleep a wink cause my hamster are in heat and keep on trying to get out of their cages thus i look something out of the zombieland.

at least this class look fun, human wise.

i can feel free to be my vainpot :B.

& i realize i am like the oldest here...

......

time to pout and act cute

HAHAHAHAHAH

my breakfast for today is spicy mushroom ramen,

sighhh sorry val nothing from your long beauty talk penetrate my skull LOL.

i will try again tmr and start by buying cucumbers

ok there is a cute guy in my class time to pretend to be attentive~

NOOOOOO

Wednesday, October 5, 2011 於1:58 PM

OH ANDY KER WHY ARE YOU IN THAT HAUNTED PLACE I NEED SOMEONE TO WHINE TO SO BADLY I WANNA CRY WU WU WU WU WU WU WU WU WU WU T-T

IF I CALL LITING SHE WILL SING I DON'T CARE EH EH EH EH EH TO ME

THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T PICK UP MY CALL ONE LORH

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WU WU WU WU WU WU WU WU WU WU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*KNEEL ON THE GROUND WITH HANDS OUTSPREAD*

OH GOD WHY !! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME.

AND THE RAIN SHOULD FALL NOW.

AND THUNDER SHOULD STRUCK

AND WHERE MY SAMURAI SWORD

I GONNA PERFORM SEPPUKU RIGHT NOW.

NOWWWWWWWWWWW

THIS IS IT.

I GONNA GO TO THE HORROR USS NIGHT THINGY AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF MYSELF AND SIT ON THAT ROLLERCOASTER RIDE TILL YOU'RE SHAKE OUT OF MY HEAD.

I AM SERIOUS EFFT.

em em

I want to ride a white vespa on my wedding day and tour the city wearing my wedding dress.

&of course hugging my husband tightly heeheehee.

heyo~~ yoyo ~

早安你好 ~

Went out with tingting my semi golden hair friend.

Thinking of it, my number of golden hair friends are increasing.....

After much persuasion,negotiation and acting like a fool on my part we went ikea~~~

Like finally cause i need to get something to store my shoes so badly before my mum stack them like a tower.

Thanks so much ah ahting i know i am fussy HAHAHA,

it must be a torture shopping with meh.

She is like a man, heading straight toward the shoe rack section and i am like waittttttt omg aigoo i want to see this and that and jump onto the sofa first.

Then went to get some ikea food, i only like the mushroom soup cause i really don't like a whole chunk of mince meat. Ok i shall not mention mushroom soup again its such a bad memory.

I shall type out the mushroom soup incident when i feel like i am ready to get murdered and die in a gruesome way.

Been behaving like a crazy woman recently, keep on dancing to those songs playing on her car.

At the end of the day i am so tired /-\

ahhh i getting old already T-T T-T T-T T-T

& tadas i brought shoes boxes in the end plus some super cute and colorful hangers and a fat black rat.

YAY I NEED COLORS IN MY WARDROBE CAUSE IT LOOK SO DEPRESSING NOW,

all the monotone color ._. aishhhhhhh

Had to bring all most of my shoes in cause my mum.......

When i told her i gonna get a shoe rack she want me to keep them in my room.

&^%$#@@$##!@$@!FINE.　》:C

This the reason why i gonna be single for the rest of my life.

if i wear those wedges i would be like... 163 + 10-15cm = 173&above

I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET A BOYFRIEND NEVER T-TT-TT-TT-T

nevermind.

*scowls*

tadas the end result look pretty cute~ nanananana

say hello to Mister black the fat rat,protector of my shoes boxes.

ahting say i look like a witch when i am walking around wearing a full black outfit and hugging it.

:B,

puurrfect i got a black kitty doll and i shall bring it out next time.

As for today~

I attended my cousin's wedding!!.

cause my phone 's camera is 2.0mp.... its kind of ......

i only took a photo of a cute cherry tomato bunny.

Cause its too cute pyonggg~

& i ate it. Taste sour. Sour bunny

& i really hate the second course of every wedding dinner.

The awkward moment when everyone are eating shark fins and i am sitting there like a stone.

Scenes of the sharks getting their fins chop off and throw back into the sea is on replay in my head man.

Looking around and everyone are eating shark fins... and when someone can't finish my mum is like haha don't eat the shark fin is a idot ah!!~

T-T oh fellow protector of the sharks where are you our grandchildren need to be able to see a shark in the future ah!!!! T-T

nevermind. kao

i stop should before i start writing a essay about sharks and why we should stop eating their fins.

& i almost cried when they're showing the video of their love thingy.

sobsob i want to get married too sobsobsob.

but..... if i get married..... all my friends are like.....

i don't want to imagine no no no omg stop thinking.

The first thing that come to my mind will be liting saying ," aiyoh who is the suay gui marrying you sia".

T-T T-T T-T T-T

ahhhhhhh i really like this gray dress its so cute~

Andy baobeiiiii~ *tiger pup eyes*

The rest are all about my babies and me.

....

Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh We 2NE1~

You got the fire na na na na kkung kung kkung!!!~

*do the eheheh hand dance*

ok now please look at my babies....and me 8D.

My eyes look like alien camel so i think a badly drawn anime eye will look better.

& i am not squeezing him!, he is fat and greedy that's why!! look at the amount of food in his cheek pouch aiyohweiya time to let you exercise before the whole world misunderstood me.

bb ilu

bb i really really ilu

bb I GONA ATTACK YOU WITH MY HAIR. HAHAHA

ohya. look at my calender..

ok i suck at taking photo but seeeeeee all my friday are taken.

you know why?.

CAUSE I AM GOING TO SCHOOL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AHHHHHHH OMG AHHHHH METERIO GONNA DESTROY THE EARTH DINOSAUR GONNA COME ALIVE AHHHHHHHHHH

and its because of my absence/dislike of a fringe that stop me from banging the wall.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GONA END WITH 刘靓仔的屁屁

and she complainted to my dad about me yelling at her and all sort and he is like screaming at me on why my mum had to apologise to me.

OH SO YOU MURDERED MY HAMSTERS AND STILL WANT TO DO THE SAME, LET THEM DIE FROM BLEEDING TO DEAD AND YOU DON'T NEED TO FEEL SORRY ABOUT IT AT ALL.

yes need to make me cry over my dead hamster before i need to attend a wedding dinner.

bunch of heartless bastard i gonna burn their house and see how they feel about it.

病人与靓仔

Hulo this is me in the morning ( i follow the vampire clock) looking like i am in the last stage of a xxx cancer bahbahbah with a fat hamster crawling all over me.

AHHH PANDA EYE BE GONE,

so are all the annoying spots.

am so tired now, sleep at 7 am yesterday cause i am too upset to enter dreamland T-T.

I am now sure that papa god doesn't love me at all,

Too stingy to even bestow me with a pinch of luck.

my life is plague with all sorts of incidents,

for example i spilled orange juice on my lappie the day before.

its ok my damage control is good.

but this time...this time.... i don't wanna talk about it anymore *hold back tears* sobsobsob.

My 靓仔 is sooooooooo cute kekekekekeke.

wanna take photo of my no-name fatty white baby but its sleeping in such a cute position so ahhhhhh welllllllllllll.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

and my mum need to stop pissing me off,

keep on shifting stuff in my room and shifted my hamster cage again.

YOU WANNA KILL MY HAMSTERS AGAIN ISSIT &^%$#@!

Monday, October 3, 2011 於12:53 PM

I realize that over the years.

i have turn from a Siberian tiger into a Persian cat

ohmuhgawd,

I lost my claws T-T T-T T-T T-T

nomnom

Sunday, October 2, 2011 於9:22 AM

cooking Marconi soup again.

been eating that for three days straight.

Know the reason why?.

CAUSE THERE ARE ONLY MARCONI IN THE HOUSE

AHHHHHHHHHHH

time to go grocery shopping :(.

sigh me and my pedestrian whom occupation is as an unwilling housewife life.

btw added ox into my soup, woohoo taste awesome :B.

I'll be in my female tiger mode till my mum start to feel remorseful and finally start to treat my hamsters like proper cute living animals with rights.

PFT.

else i gonna death stare and scream all day.

i don't care even if this is childish or say i am abandoning this family for some worthless animals.

THEY ARE MY CHILDREN OK. MY FAMILY.

as long as they're in my care i won't tolerate anyone hurting them.

nabei

Saturday, October 1, 2011 於7:22 AM

my fat dwarf bb is dead.

Found her covered with so much blood and i cried so hard.

mum went to shift the cages and let syrian hamster jump into her cage and

i screamed at my mum like some mad bitch and she still think its all a joke.

came inside and was like ahhh where the dead hamster where got die still there.

she is still smiling, i really want to slap her.

fucking angry.

Did you know how much blood she loss.

Do you know how painful its for her, and me?

this the fucking first time my bb die in this way and i am like totally useless.

knn ccb.

fatty white look so lonely now,

they use to cuddle together and sleep.

her body is still on my lap, i want her back.

not gonna forgive anymore.

Woke up with a super bad mood after reading my messages.

and my mum had to be a bitch again. This is a vicious cycle, its driving me crazy.

Saying things that are so gross and disgusting, I REALLY HATE IT i don't understand why this kind of thing can come out of your mouth so easily. Secondly you had no idea how protective i am over my hamster. I been peeling sunflowers seed for my sick baby with teeth problem for like i don't know how many months and you just keep on saying stuff like that and treating them like dirt

CAN YOU PLEASE RESPECT WHAT I LOVE FOR ONCE?.

THEY'RE LIVING THINGS FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

I brooded around for a bit before heading off to the kitchen and on the way i kicked the sofa in anger.

The worst thing is that i don't even know what exactly is causing that thundercloud to hover over my head.

Maybe like a rojak, its bits and pieces of everything.

and i am sure that i am angry at myself too,for depending too much on people again.

When will i ever learn. ahhhhh shoo shoo all the bad memories are coming back ahhhh

and i hate days when i had to apologise for things that isn't even my fault!

heard of the saying 我是钟无艳没事夏迎春？

I refuse to be 钟无艳!!!＊＆＾％＄＃＠！

Felt like i had turn into a lamb over the years, this is so bad.

Thus i am ordering a lot of tiger print dress now.

RAWR

ps: Sorry sofa my toes hurts too.

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